Two kilos.
Zero chill.
Joey never asked to be famous. The internet just couldn't stop sharing him.
Sunglasses on at all times. A chain heavier than his head. A throne made of speakers. Joey went from street corner to everybody's feed without ever losing the attitude, and the Chihuahua Gang followed him all the way.
$JOEY is the coin for the gang: no roadmap promises, no fake utility. Just the most unbothered dog on the internet and the people who ride with him.

